50 Road Trip Jokes for a Good Laugh!
Everyone likes a good laugh! so I asked people what are the best jokes and complied them into this list! Enjoy this list of road trip jokes :)
Road trips are a fun and exciting way to explore new places and spend time with friends and loved ones. But let's face it, long hours on the road can sometimes lead to boredom and restlessness, no one likes a boring vacation! That's where road trip jokes and puns come in! These funny gags and jokes can help lighten the mood and make the journey even more enjoyable. Whether you're traveling by car, RV, or any other mode of transportation, a good dose of humor can go a long way in making your road trip a memorable and hilarious experience.
You may want to listen to this standup comedy show while on the road with your family! (family friendly comedy show for the road):
List of Jokes for the road
Are you ready for an adventure? Get ready to hit the road with your family, friends and a good sense of humor. Whether you need something light-hearted to break up a potentially tense situation or want to find something funny to share with your passengers during a long haul, these road trip jokes will help keep the conversation rolling. So buckle up and get ready for some laughs!
- What's a bear with no teeth called?
A gummy bear!
2. What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
- What?
- A Shoe
3. Do they allow a loud laugh in Hawaii?
- What?
- Or just A Low Ha
4. Did you know that a single ant can live to be 29 years old?
- What about a married one?
5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Because it was two-tired!
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
7. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
8. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
11. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
12. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
13. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
15. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
16. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
17. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
19. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
20. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
21. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
23. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
24. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
25. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
27. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
28. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
29. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
31. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
32. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
33. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
34. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
35. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
36. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
37. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
38. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
39. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
40. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
41. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
43. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
44. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
45. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
46. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
47. Why Wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little "shellfish" :))
48. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop :)
49. How do you make a swiss roll?
Push him down a mountain!
50. Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed
51. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
52. Why was the referee fired?
Because he was a whistle blower
53. Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
54. What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
“Dam!”
55. What did one flat tire say to the other flat tire?
“Looks like we’re gonna have to hitch a ride.”
56. Why don’t ghosts ever go on road trips?
Because they don’t have any bodies to drive!
57. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
58. How do you fix a broken pizza?
You use a pizza patch!
59. What did one windshield wiper say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved!
60. What did the traffic sign say to the other traffic sign?
Nothing, it just gave a stop sign!
61. What did the banana say to the car?
“Move over, I’m gonna peel out!”
62. Why was the bicycle so slow?
It was two tires short!
63. Why don’t skeletons ever go on road trips?
Because they don’t have any flesh for the seatbelts!
64. What did one tire say to the other tire?
“I’m feeling a bit flat today.”
65. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
66. Where do cars get their fuel from?
The gas station!
67. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look, I’m changing!”
68. Why did the horse go on a road trip?
He wanted to ride off into the sunset!
69. What do you get when you cross a duck and a tire?
Quack-Shocks!
70. What did one flat tire say to the other?
“Let’s roll!”
71. How do you make your car go faster?
Pedal to the metal!
72. Why don't cars like jokes?
Because they have no sense of humor!
73. What did the driver say when his car wouldn't start?
"This is not my day!"
74. Why did the car go to the doctor?
It had a flat tire!
75. What do you call a car that's always late?
A procrasticar!
76. Why was the zombie angry when he got in his car?
He couldn't find his keys and he was already dead tired!
77. What did one road sign say to the other road sign?
“Are you going my way?”
78. How do cars get around in the dark?
They use their headlights!
79. What did one gear shift say to the other gear shift?
"Let's make this drive smoother."
80. Where do ghosts like to go on holiday?
Anywhere they can get a good spook!
81. Why did the car go to the bank?
It needed some spare change!
82. What do you call a road trip without snacks?
A fail!
83. Why don't cars ever win races?
Because they always take the slow lane!
84. How do you make a car laugh?
Tell it a bumper joke!
85. What happened when the carpool driver got lost?
Everyone had to drive their own way home!
86. Why didn't the policeman ticket the ghost driver?
He didn’t have any proof of insurance!
87. How do cars talk to each other?
By honking their horns!
88. What did the traffic light say to the driver?
“Don’t look, I’m changing.”
89. Why was the car so slow?
It had a flat tire and no spare!
90. What did one map say to the other map?
"Let's go on an adventure!"
91. How do cars get down from high places?
They use their brakes!
92. What did one seatbelt say to the other seatbelt?
“You buckle up, I'll hold on tight."
93. What did one pedestrian say to the other pedestrian?
"Watch out for that car!"
94. Why didn't the skeleton go on a road trip?
He didn’t have the guts!
95. Why did the driver get pulled over?
Because he was going too slow in the fast lane!
96. What did one tire say to the other tire?
“Let’s roll!"
97. What do you call a truck that has broken down?
A breakdown truck!
98. How do cars send messages to each other?
By honking their horns!
99. Why did the car get mad at its owner?
He wasn't paying attention and drove off the side of the road!
100. What happened when two cars collided on a narrow road?
They had a head-on collision!
101. How do cars jump?
They use their engines!
51. Why did the carpenter take his car to the garage? Because he needed a new set of wheels!
52. What did one engine say to the other engine? "Let's rev it up!"
53. What did one seatbelt say to the other seatbelt? "Buckle up, we're in for a wild ride!"
54. Why didn't the police officer give the ghost driver a ticket? He was too frightened by the spooky sight!
55. Why don't ghosts drive very fast? They're always hitting the brakes!
56. What did one tire say to the other tire? “Let’s roll out!”
57. What did the car say when it was stuck in traffic? "I'm stuck in a jam!"
58. Why did the driver have to get his car fixed? It had a flat tire and he needed a new one!
59. What did one steering wheel say to the other steering wheel? “Turn me left, I know where we are going!”
60. Why didn't the car want its owner to drive it anymore? Because he drove too fast and was always getting into trouble!
Jokes for road trips
Another thing you'd definitely like to have on your road trip is this book:
This book has got over 11,000+ positive reviews. It's a great book to take along on your road trip if you want to pack some laughs along! Here are some of the jokes in the book if you want a taste!
Enjoy those jokes for the road and connect with us if you have more to share!
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About the Author
Sara T. is a traveler that has been traveling around the world for over 7 years! She's lived in 3 continents and traveled to 6 different countries and road trips have always been part of her stories!